Hearing tons of investor-speak “we are the X of Y” “We revolutionize X with technology Y” I decided to make an automatic generator for such things.
Every time you refresh this page, you should get 3 elevator pitches.
Take a few minutes to try and defend each one, should be good exercise to get the innovation juices flowing
Have fun with the generator!
Changing the patience-getting market using robotics
We leverage skeuomorphic systems to improve social currency
We will revolutionize getting for politicians