Hearing tons of investor-speak “we are the X of Y” “We revolutionize X with technology Y” I decided to make an automatic generator for such things.
Every time you refresh this page, you should get 3 elevator pitches.
Take a few minutes to try and defend each one, should be good exercise to get the innovation juices flowing
Have fun with the generator!
We focus on thought leadership for hipsters
Changing the consistency-meeting market using data mining
We leverage the cloud to improve exit strategy